State Mottos on license plates...
 
 
1. Alabama: Yes, we have electricity
 
2. Arizona: But It's a Dry Heat
 
3. Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
 
4. California: As Seen On TV
 
5. Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
 
6. Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
 
7. Delaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals In Our Water
 
8. Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids
 
9. Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
 
10. Hawaii : Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But
Leave Your Money)
 
11. Idaho: Potatoes and Neo-Nazis: What More Could You Ask For?
 
12. Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"
 
13. Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
 
14. Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn
 
15. Kansas: Where Science Don't Mean [Expletive]
 
16. Kentucky: 5 Million People; 15 Last Names
 
17. Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism
Campaign
 
18. Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
 
19. Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
 
20. Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)
 
21. Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
 
22. Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
Mosquitoes
 
23. Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
 
24. Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
 
25. Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and
Very
Little Else (oh yeah!)
 
26. Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
 
27. Nevada: Whores and Poker!
 
28. New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
 
29. New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
Here!
 
30. New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
 
31. New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
Attorney.
 
32. North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable
 
33. North Dakota: We Really Are One of the 50 States!
 
34. Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan
 
35. Oklahoma: Like the Play, Only No Singing
 
36. Oregon: Spotted Owl. It's What's For Dinner
 
37. Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
 
38. Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
 
39. South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender
 
40. South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
 
41. Tennessee: The Educashun State
 
42. Texas: Sí, Hablo Inglés. (Yes, I Speak English)
 
43. Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
 
44. Vermont: Yep
 
45. Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
 
46. Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!
 
47. Washington, DC: Wanna Be Mayor?
 
48. West Virginia: One Big Happy Family -- Really!
 
49. Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
 
50. Wyoming: Where Men Are Men and Sheep Are Scared