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to the rookie scammers who've been answering my piano ad (boulder creek)


Reply to: mailto:sale-398280418@craigslist.org?subject=to the rookie scammers who've been answering my piano ad (boulder creek)
Date: 2007-08-16, 1:22AM PDT


Dear Pillars of the CL Community,

Thank you so much for your mass generated replies and requests for all of my personal information, and for your questions which are either completely nonsensical, unnecessary, or already answered plainly in my ad!

Here are the specs you asked for, minus my "full and complete details including exact location and all phone numbers please" :

1) the foster upright piano "car" has had three owners that im aware of, all of whom mistreated it horribly, never ever taking it out for a spin or even bothering to change the oil.

2) the reason i am selling it is because, as previously mentioned, i am moving and cannot take it with me... plus it has no steering wheel and makes a lot of noise.

3) its "recent conditional" is: disassembled into 45,863 pieces, all of them individually wrapped in sandwich bags and buried under my house.

4) the "mostost currently asking prices" are either the $150.00 already stated in the ad, or i will accept $15,000 dollars worth of broccoli. (organically grown and crowns only, please. thats where the vitamins are.)

Thank You and Best Regards to you as well, "Doctor/Pastor/Mrs" !

To one of you in particular: I would be especially interested in accepting your payment of $150.00 by way of helping you cash that $3000.00 fake money order from a "third party who owes you"...sounds great! Just for fun can we throw in a secret knock or a password, or maybe meet in the middle of a busy fair when i give you the remainder? You wear a red baseball hat on backwards so I can find you. I'll be the one with "SUCKER" written on their forehead, not that you can read.



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